Alright, submitted my essay. I'm positive the professor will have corrections for me, but she's so far been very generous with points, giving me full marks even if I have a few errors. Of course, I have once again attempted to be Clever with it, so we'll see if that bites me
For the curious, my essay:
私の好きなレストラン
私の好きなレストランがリヨンズでした。リヨンズはありません、でもありました。子供の時は私と母がよく行きました。りょうりはアメリカりょうり。おいしくて、やすかったです。たいていクラブサンドイッチが食べました。リヨンズのアイスクリームが大好きでした。シズラーの前でした、マディソンにありました。オーバーンとマディソンでバスを降りて、まっすぐ二十分ぐらいです。でも、あそこに行ってはいけません、リヨンズがありませんでしたから。
Here is what I tried to write:
My Favourite Restaurant
My favourite restaurant was Lyon's. Lyon's doesn't exist, but it existed. When I was a child, my mom and I would often go there. The food is American food. It was delicious and cheap. I would usually eat a club sandwich. I loved Lyon's ice cream. It was across from Sizzlers, on Madison. At Auburn and Madison, get off the bus, walk for about twenty minutes. But, don't go there, because Lyon's doesn't exist.
(It's a different but functionally identical restaurant now so actually sure go there if you want, but you know, for the sake of the essay.)
Definitely some stuff I'm not sure I did right, but various automated translation tools have at least got the gist of what I was trying to say, so I can't be super far off.
Going to take the chapter test tomorrow, for the rest of the night I'm going to chill. I've got a headache trying to exist, but I took some advil and I'm wearing my special glasses so hopefully that stops before too long.