ELSEWHERE

Guillermo Del Toro stole my fluids!!

My precious bodily fluids!!!

Everyone in this game is so awkward that I actually believe without question that they would just stand around infodumping exposition at me for hours

The soundtrack is also really good, and interestingly done

Okay, so:

I have a mechanical arm thing that can scan the terrain and give me information like if there are any abandoned packages nearby

If I'm hooked up to a BB then it can also scan for the invisible zombies and alert me if there are any nearby

Guillermo Del Toro keeps trying to get me to kill this baby

I ain't gonna kill the baby!

The baby may think I'm Mads Mikkelson

So the president died, and when I got back from disposing of the body I found out that her staff have just decided to make her daughter the new president

That's, explicitly not how the presidency works,

They keep trying to tell me the handcuffs they put on Norman Reedus aren't handcuffs but they're really clearly handcuffs