The Cracked Mug v 2.0

[erikakaiser]

I did encounter my first Rogue Trader quest that feels actively railroaded, because in order to discern who the rebels on my ship are my apparent only option is to do an astrophysics choir ritual that numerous trusted, respectable people have warned me is deadly/dangerous/will invite in the horrors of the Warp

My Rogue Trader, an officer who values needs of many over the needs of himself and wishes to minimize risk, would listen to his advisors and find another way, but I even Googled and apparently not doing it or rejecting the ritual just, fails the quest and progression in that DLC plotline is basically halted

Like ok FINE I will do the obvious stupid thing because apparently, I am stupid

Otherwise tho the game has really phenomenal choice/impact of choice

[erikakaiser]

I'll make Heinrix do the ritual though because ACAB

Like just look at him

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This man thinks mayonnaise is spicy and brown people are scary

[erikakaiser]

Technically the Arbites are more stereotypically "cop" because they enforce the tithe and are essentially Warhammer Judge Dredd but the Inquisition can suck my wiener

Except for Interrogator Rannick from Darktide I smooch his forehead he has never done anything wrong (he is the worst)

[erikakaiser]

Heinrix -- who I JUST realized is actually named Henrix, I have been giving him a different name in my head this whole time -- could stand to be a little worse tbh he is all the terrible things about the Inquisition without even being compelling about it

[erikakaiser]

Maybe I'll change my mind after the next step in his companion quest but I doubt it, especially when I have already given Stinky Son status to Pasqal

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This is my son I birthed him he can do no heresies

[erikakaiser]

Romance in the Warhammer universe

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[erikakaiser]

Me??? Cooking????

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Yes it only took an entire month of no working hours to have spare spoons for it

[knightofcups]

Wait, is that specifically labeled "salad macaroni"? Or can I just not read?

[erikakaiser]

Wait, is that specifically labeled "salad macaroni"? Or can I just not read?

It is! Sometimes ditalini type pasta is sold as being specifically for macaroni/pasta salad

[erikakaiser]

I think if a company sends me a spam e-mail after I have unsubscribed and/or blocked them, like they have multiple e-mail addresses for the purpose of avoiding such things, I should be allowed to hit the CEO's kneecaps with my blunt object of choice