ELSEWHERE

Also while I was walking to Whole Foods I had to cross a major intersection and I hope the guy who yelled "hustle, hustle, hustle!" from inside his car while my legal crossing blocked his right turn for four milliseconds absolutely totals his car on the way to work

Like I hope he walks away from his car being totaled, I don't want him to die or anything, I just want him to experience x1000 the inconvenience my legal crossing at a brisk speed caused him

erikakaiser wrote: ↑Thu Jul 23, 2026 1:56 pm

• got a new tattoo (I'll post pics once I get the fancy ones from the artist, mine is a blurry mirror selfie because it's up on my dominant hand shoulder so it's hard for me to take a picture of)

ta-daaaa!

Did I tell you guys a while back my ex, with nineteen different #witchtok tags, made an extremely cringey video in which she "warded" her name so that when it was spoken in anger she would be granted abundance, and then later made another extremely cringey video where she pretended to accidentally get three double-yolk eggs in a row and then laughed about how that was the abundance

she deleted all the comments that said "yeah they sell cartons of eggs that are all double yolk"

man I can't believe I stuck with her for three years, I swear she wasn't that bad before we moved in together

If I ever date again I highkey might make "having a tiktok" outright a red flag

cleaning up some files on my computer and don't remember if I ever posted this of Tomodachi Life Leon's child being extremely his child

similarly here is Silas and his daughter being also, extremely related

every time I see something about AirBnB doing extremely shitty/crashing I'm just like Yes,

good

I got real uncomfy with AirBnB for a lot of the obvious landlord hell reasons but also once Ring cameras and similar technology became affordable/more commonplace, just fukken no