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Re: The Cracked Mug v 2.0

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:37 pm
by erikavonkaiser

OKAY but before I play FF14 actually I want to complain about Diablo 4

To my sometimes-shame I am a bit of a chad dudebro gamer -- I like looter shooters, I was the barracks Call of Duty champion, I've done dumb speedruns of RE5 and equally dumb sweatlord Doom Eternal runs and, like, whatever, don't @ me

The point is, I've played a lot of Diablo!

Diablo 3, specifically, because I ended up skipping the early parts of the franchise in favor of StarCraft and WarCraft. But D3 was the first one to be released on console and I picked it up and played it a lot, and enjoyed it! However, I've decided not to engage with Diablo 4 because I don't love some of the directions they're going with gameplay models (live service is a disease) and I'm uncomfortable giving my dollarbux to Blizzard at this current juncture. So I guess a disclaimer that my opinions do not come from actually playing the game, but from seeing the promotional content and streamed gameplay &tc.

however

THEIR DESIGN FOR LILITH IS COWARDLY

So these are some demons from Diablo, if you're not familiar! The game has a very classic take on demons; lots of big chunky silhouettes, mouths in weird places, skeleton dudes, etc.

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This is actually the titular Diablo themself:

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I dig it!

But then here's Lilith, who is the villain for Diablo 4:

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And, like, I love a hot monster lady!

But COME ON

Give me something WEIRD! Give me something a little fucked up!!!

Like here's someone's (very skilled!) cosplay of Lilith and I think it looks way better -- she made the horns look like they were bursting out of the skin, and it has the effect that she's a demon wearing a skin suit. Very cool!

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(source: https://www.deviantart.com/elen-mart/art/Lilith-from-Diablo-4-859670396)

But in-game Lilith just looks pretty dull, to me, and it's disappointing. If the male-presenting demons in the game were typically conventionally attractive I wouldn't raise a fuss, but that is not the case. Even Malthael, who was an angel once, is a spooky boy with no face.

Also, if you're trying to channel Lady Dimitrescu, keep in mind that while she was a shapely eight foot tall woman with knife hands, she also turns into goddamn this:

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Signed,
a monsterfucker who is tired of cowards


Re: The Cracked Mug v 2.0

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:46 pm
by erikavonkaiser

if you can't handle Lady D at her terrifying dragon monster-est you don't deserve her at her step on me mommy booba lady-est


Re: The Cracked Mug v 2.0

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2023 8:13 pm
by knightofcups

That painting is wonderful.


Re: The Cracked Mug v 2.0

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2023 8:25 pm
by knightofcups
erikavonkaiser wrote: Tue Jun 06, 2023 4:32 pm

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Re: The Cracked Mug v 2.0

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2023 10:38 pm
by erikavonkaiser

This man is my fucking nemesis

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Re: The Cracked Mug v 2.0

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2023 10:38 pm
by erikavonkaiser
erikavonkaiser wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 10:38 pm

This man is my fucking nemesis

like this is almost literally that Boss Baby tweet

"getting a lot of 'Destiny' vibes from this" -- man who has only played Destiny, now playing Diablo


Re: The Cracked Mug v 2.0

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2023 10:48 pm
by Fetian

in all seriousness, Destiny probably doesn't exist without Duck Hunt. And while it's wildly different gameplay, with loot, builds, progression, leveling, onboarding, endgame, there are a zillion key concepts they share

...Like yeah, sure, games share qualities with other games even if they're very different games, what's your point


Re: The Cracked Mug v 2.0

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2023 3:31 am
by erikavonkaiser
mek wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 10:48 pm

...Like yeah, sure, games share qualities with other games even if they're very different games, what's your point

One of my other favorite Paul Tassi Takes was when No Man's Sky added capes he made a comment that they were ripping off Destiny and almost verbatim said that Destiny invented the aesthetic of armor with cloaks

It infuriates me on so many levels that an ostensibly well-educated and wealthy man who is a big voice in games journalism has never heard of a MEDIEVAL GODDAMN KNIGHT


Re: The Cracked Mug v 2.0

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2023 3:34 am
by erikavonkaiser
erikavonkaiser wrote: Thu Jun 08, 2023 3:31 am
mek wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 10:48 pm

...Like yeah, sure, games share qualities with other games even if they're very different games, what's your point

One of my other favorite Paul Tassi Takes was when No Man's Sky added capes he made a comment that they were ripping off Destiny and almost verbatim said that Destiny invented the aesthetic of armor with cloaks

It infuriates me on so many levels that an ostensibly well-educated and wealthy man who is a big voice in games journalism has never heard of a MEDIEVAL GODDAMN KNIGHT

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"This person must be a huge 'Destiny' fan" -- Paul Tassi, apparently


Re: The Cracked Mug v 2.0

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2023 4:16 am
by Fetian

Was fully expecting the image to be Superman