What a bizarrely eventful thirty minutes or so!
So I got home and immediately realized Baby Dog had messed on the rug again. Neat! I, once more, cleaned it up and then put everything in the wash. This time I'm going to leave the rug off the floor until I'm sure we're all clear, just because I love Baby Dog dearly but I won't pretend I'm not exasperated that she always chooses the singular one piece of floor in my apartment that is extremely laborious to clean. (And expensive! I have to use the big washing machine which is $5 a load.)
Anyways, after I got that going I took her outside for walkies and passed by two-- gender nonconforming persons?? I always hesitate to say something like "obviously queer" but, I mean,,,
Regardless, they were out walking their dog and stopped to greet me and ask if they could pet Baby Dog. I told them her name and the femme-presenting person said their spirit was full because they just performed and their stage name is Baby Asia. I told them I hoped the performance went well and they announced that everyone saw their "mushroom butt," which I asked zero follow-up questions about. Despite my lack of curiosity they lifted their shirt to reveal they were wearing what I can best describe as assless chaps, and just had their cheeks exposed to the open Chicago air. I guess the "mushroom" part were some pasties or something they used during the show? I continued to ask zero follow-up questions, I won't lie. They were totally harmless (perhaps on Substances, but still, harmlessly so) and just having a nice night, but I also am not the type of human who will ask strangers about their mushroom butts.
After I wished them a nice evening I went back upstairs and now I'm waiting for the rug to at least finish its wash cycle so I can put it in the dryer before I go to bed @_@
re: Baby Dog; I've upgraded to mild concern but behaviorally she seems fine, so???? She's still highly food motivated and wants to play/wrassle/walkies/etc. I'm going to give it one more day with some additional troubleshooting (cutting food back a bit, going on longer afternoon walkies before I leave for work to make sure she has all the time she needs to potty) and see if that helps. If she messes inside again I'll make a vet appointment, just to be safe, since it's not her usual behavior but also she's a very elderly pit bull who sometimes gets an upset tummy so I don't want to lose my mind with stress over her just having a few days of bubble guts. We'll see! Hopefully tomorrow she'll have it out of her system, and for once not on my goddamned rug.
okay gonna space out w/ a YouTube or something while I wait to switch the rug over, then to bed after that