Promiseland

[Fetian]

I'm not like, super ups on strategy or anything but I'm pretty sure being completely surrounded is a bad thing

[Fetian]

How much war can there be in one movie

(a lot)

[Fetian]

I also love how Elija Wood has spent almost the entire trilogy just being the saddest, most pitiful wet bag of a man

But when he gets to be a little shit he really enjoys it

[Fetian]

Smeagol also can be a little shit, as a treat

[Fetian]

So shitty to finally complete a huge quest and then still have to go all the way home from it

[Fetian]

I misremembered this being about the ending, but it's after Frodo's stabbed by the Nazgul

Famously, Sam grabs Frodo's hand in the scene because Ian McKellen told the actors that moment was in the book, and "fans will be looking for that"

He also later admitted he hadn't read the books

[Fetian]

There's something about a culture with an extremely English style of clothing, with suits and everything, but no shoes

[Fetian]

Frodo's leaving because his boyfriend went and got married without him

[Fetian]

I've heard people complain that Sam cries too much in the movies but I honestly didn't notice him crying all that often

[Fetian]

Even if he did, though, I mean, god forbid men have emotions, right