Today after work I went to meet this crusty creature, and have adopted her!
She isn't home yet, she is on medication to help with her crusty boogs (she has a respiratory problem) and then has to get spayed once that's cleared, but she is my daughter! She was left outside animal control last month and as you can see from the video, is in pretty rough shape. Thankfully, I am exactly the right person to take a dog from starved to chonk, and when I met her she was very sweet and excited to get butt scratches.
I am thinking of names. Maybe Bunny